i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes

(Source: keithmorris)

-kakashi:

• When a person laughs too much, even on stupid things, that person is sad deep inside
• When a person sleeps a lot, that person is lonely
• When a person talks less and if he talks fast, that person is keeping a secret
• When a person can’t cry, that person is weak
• When a person eats in an abnormal way, that person is in tension
• When a person cries on little things, that person is softhearted
• When someone asks about you although that someone is busy, he/she really loves you

(Source: shyieesolove)

arlingtondr:

me in every situation: im too hardcore for this

batreaux:

i’m not like most girls. my head snaps back and a giant pez candy emerges from my throat

mom: what do you even DO on the internet?
me: i have no idea

shavingryansprivates:

i don’t understand how studying works

do you just like look at a textbook or something

mom: why is there a hispanic man scaling our balcony with a tool belt on
me: i am juliet
me: and he is my romeo
mom:
me: no, i'm just kidding please call the cops